Back
when the 2017 baseball season started (what seemed like twelve years ago to
many), the Los Angeles Dodgers had an overall payroll for their roster totaling
over $240 million –
that’s a lot of money for men who wear tights, eyeliner, and play a game for a
living. The next highest payroll was the
New York Yankees at a little north of $201 million. Facing the Dodgers currently in the World
Series are the Houston Astros, and they started the season with a payroll of
approximately $124 million. Just for
comparison’s sake, the Astros were #18 on the payroll list, meaning that there
were sixteen teams beside the Dodgers who spent more on their rosters and did
NOT make it to the Big Game (actually, it’s Games –
plural –
and they seem to drag on forever).
In
essence, we’re witnessing a battle for jewelry (the highly coveted World Series
Ring) and the chance to visit the White House without having to wait in line
for a tour with one team paying $116 million more than the other team to be a
part of this. It remains to be seen
who’s going to win this, but it’s GOT to be a little galling for the Dodgers to
realize they’ve clearly overpaid for their ticket –
it’s like being on a luxury cruise for which you paid full price and have a
nice cabin only to overhear the couple next to you on the Lido Deck that they
paid practically half of what you shelled out, and they have the biggest cabin
on the ship! When
the World Series is over, and a victor is declared, it will obviously come down
to one team outperforming the other –
not how much money an owner decided to pay to cobble together their team.
Whether
you’re looking to sell your home or buy one, this little slice of life taken
from the baseball world is something you should take to heart. It doesn’t matter how much your prospective
agent says she/he is willing to spend to market your property or what they’ll
do to get you THE house, you should only concern yourself with one thing, and
one thing only: their stats. Point blank ask them to show
you their numbers –
and the way they respond will tell you volumes, too. If they sidestep the question and try to show
you their Yelp
reviews and testimonials on their website, keep this in mind: these things can
be . . . manipulated. That’s obvious, right?
Let
me give you one more piece of advice: while you may think you’re the local
equivalent to a member of the Shark Tank, I would recommend against trying to
whittle down an agent’s commission.
Rather than seeking out the agent who’s willing to do the job for the
least amount of money, look for the agent who’s willing to work the hardest for
you and produce the best results.
With
all
that said, I have one parting wish for you: may
whoever you choose to represent you be able to help you faster than the length
of a baseball season!
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