In the final act of the movie The Pink Panther Strikes Again , Inspector Clouseau visits a quaint country inn located in the Bavarian Alps where he and the innkeeper use English as their common language – the accents are cheesy, to say the least. At any rate, as Clouseau has picked up his room key from the innkeeper and is making his way out the door, he spies a dog lying in the doorway. Clouseau turns to the innkeeper and asks, “Does your dog bite?” Taking the pipe out of his mouth, the innkeeper gives him a very nonchalant, “No.” Clouseau kneels down and reaches his hand out to pet the dog while saying, “Nice doggy.” (I’m guessing the common language between Clouseau and the dog was English, too.) Just as he does this, the dog starts barking furiously and snaps his teeth onto Clouseau’s hand. Upon recovering his hand from the dog’s jaws, Clouseau stands upright and shoots a very stern look at the innkeeper and says, “I thought you s...